Couples' Retreat

Road Trip Version

(1) Zane

(2) Sonic

(3) Prussia

(4) Dean

(5) America

(6) Cole

(7) Sally Acorn

(8) Canada

(9) Castiel

(10) England

2 is the driver while 4 rides shotgun. How does that go?

They are discussing vehicles.
Dean: "Ya' know, my Baby rides pretty smooth compared to this piece of shit van!”
Sonic: “Pfft! Yeah, like we all wanna be cramped in an Impala.”
Dean: "Whatever. You're just mad you got stuck driving a stupid white van instead of running!"
Sonic: "Hmpf! Got that right!"

While on the trip, 3 starts to annoy 1.

Zane: "Gilbert, please stop poking me."
Prussia: "But zhe awesome me is bored!"
Zane: "Then talk to Matthew. I'm sure he wouldn't mind that at all."
Prussia: "But Birdie's behind me! Do you know how uncomfortable it is to turn your head and talk to someone in a car?"
Zane: "Do you know that I'm about to imitate a certain Russian?"
Prussia: "...Okay I vill stop."

5 is keeping him/herself busy by?

Singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" with me
America: "Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a -"
Me: "WHORE!"
Both of us: "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSEING THE GODDAMN DOOR NO! IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SINCE OF POSE AND RATIONALITY!"

Time to fill up the tank! But nobody wants to do it, how do they decide whose gonna do it?

Cole: "So... who's pumping?"
Me: "Well definitely NOT Cas. We don't want any mishaps right?"
Castiel: "Yes. We do not want any of those. Why not you Sarah?"
Me: "Sorry, low BG" *holds up CGM*
Dean: "Yeah, Sarah ain't taking one step at 62."
Canada: "Well if you guys don't figure out who's filling the tank I'll kick all your asses!"
Sally: "and I'll help!"
Sonic: "You know what? I'll fill the tank. I've been driving, so it's only right, right? hehe"

4 goes in the gas station to buy snacks for everyone. What does 4 get everyone?

Dean: "Alright guys, I've got a diet coke and trail mix for sarah, and chips and regular coke for the rest of you!"
*Everyone cheers*
Dean: "Oh, and the Pie is for me and Cas!"
Dallas: "Of course" *Omnoms chip*
Me: "Thanks Dean!" *Sips diet coke*
England: "Well at least he took the diabetic into consideration." *Slowly sips coke*

6 and 10 fall asleep in an interesting position.

America: "Sally, dudette. Look at Iggy and Cole." *Giggles*
Sally: "Oh god. I have to take a picture." *Chuckles*
Prussia: "Kesesesese! Get a load of that birdie!"
Canada: "Oh my!" *takes pic*
Dallas: "Good thing Japan and Hungary aren't with us right Sarah?"
Me: "Yep. They'd make a crack pairing out of this."

7 just remembers something very important.

Sally: "Guys. I just realized something."
Dean: "What?"
Sally "Our couples retreat is in Arizona, who is personified AND part of the 'Trouble Maker Trio'..."
Cole: "Shit. Wait a sec, WHY AM I LEANING ON ENGLAND?!?!"
England: "Oh god this is embarrassing!"
Me, Dallas, Sonic, Prussia and Dean: *Chuckling*
Sonic: "But seriously, we could get majorly this weekend!"
America: "Dudes, calm down. Romano, Prussia and I told Arizona, Saxony, and Sicily that if they try anything funny that we'd all beat their asses."
Sally: "Oh ok good."
Me: "Thank Doitsu!"
Dean: "Seriously?"

8 starts getting sleepy at the wheel. What does 9 do?

Canada: "Oh wow I'm getting sleepy!"
Castiel: "Let me drive."
Canada: "Don't you need some rest though?"
Castiel: "I am an angel. I do not require sleep."
Canada: "Oh yeah that's right! Lemme pull over."
Castiel: "Ok."
Kuma: "Who are you?"
Canada: *sigh* "I'm Canada."

Yay, they made it to their destination. How does the trip home go?

Prussia: Vell, ve should do zis again sometime, ja?
Me: "Yeah! Maybe we could bring more people along!"
Dean: "Ok, but next time I'm choosing the place!"
Dallas: "Ok works for me."
Sally: "If we're bringing more people along, then we should bring separate vehicles."
Sonic: "Yes!"
England. "Alright then. Same time next year?"
Zane: "Why not?"
Cole: "I'm up to it!"
Me: "Cool. I'll look forward to it."
And they mad plans all they way back.

THE END!!!